From the Desk of Simon Presley Who Is This Guy?
Sanitary Ding-Dongs

From the Desk of Simon Presley June 2, 1997

Simon Presley
[Address]


Interstate Brands Corporation
General Office
Kansas City, MO 64111

Dear Hostess,

Hello to the Show Me State! Some day I hope to visit - maybe this year's Christmas road trip.
But, I write to you today with some concern. Last night, I returned from my local H.E.B. (we pronounce it Heeb) with my usual groceries. But, having recently completed training for my new job, I thought I would treat myself with a little something extra. So, I purchased a 12-pack box of your Ding-Dongs. I must admit that I haven't had one in quite some time, but I figured it's been long enough since I've unwrapped one of those sweet silver pastries.
I was shocked to find, however that they weren't silver at all, but wrapped in plastic! What happened? I don't know how long this has been going on, but it just doesn't seem right. The silver wrapping was your trademark! It was what distinguished the Ding-Dong from all other snacks. It was practically an American icon!
Now it looks like something I might find in a hospital. Maybe the aluminum cover wasn't as sanitary, but at least you could recycle it. Please bring back the aluminum!

Snack Lover,
(Signed)
Simon Presley

P.S. Do you give tours?